## Software Development and Computer Science ```quotes1 Software is like sex — it's better when it's free! --- Linus Torvalds The real problem is that programmers have spent far too much time worrying about efficiency in the wrong places and at the wrong times; premature optimization is the root of all evil (or at least most of it) in programming. --- Donald Knuth Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of Common Lisp. --- Greenspun's tenth rule Make everything as simple as possible, but no simpler. --- often attributed to Albert Einstein An idiot admires complexity; the genius admires simplicity. --- [Terry Davis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0qmkQGqpM8) Give someone state and they'll have a bug one day, but teach them how to represent state in two separate locations that have to be kept in sync and they'll have bugs for a lifetime. --- [Fabien Giesen](https://twitter.com/rygorous/status/1507178315886444544) ``` ## Superheros ```quotes1 With great power comes great responsibility. --- Spiderman ``` ## Mathematics ```quotes1 A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems. --- Alfréd Rényi (1921-1970) Mathematics is the art of giving the same names to different things. --- Henre Poincaré To a mind of sufficient intellectual power, the whole of mathematics would appear trivial, as trivial as the statement that a four-footed animal is an animal. --- Bertrand Russell The pure mathematician, like the musician, is a free creator of his world of ordered beauty. --- Bertrand Russell Pure Mathematics is the class of all propositions of the form 'p implies q'. --- Bertrand Russell ``` ## Douglas Adams ```quotes1 Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. --- Douglas Adams, from Mostly Harmless ``` ## Monarchy ```quotes1 The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed. --- Terry Pratchett, Mort ```