From The Audio Programming Book
I am having another go at reading The Audio Programming Book (abbreviated Apb, for more on computer music, see my subwiki here) --- a tome on programming audio with C and C++. Some quotes are here, often out of context for the sake of humour. I annotate the quotes with "Apb 1.1" to mean The Audio Programming Book, section 1.1.
"to decouple the bifurcated sprocket flange, use the long-handled dingbat" --- Richard Dobson (Apb 1.1)